numbers of young homosexual hipsters on a couple of nights out.
Maybe I've spent too long in the countryside, but I was staggered to discover quite how much gay men can get away with groping straight girls. At one point, during a relatively low-key buffet dinner, one of the queers was literally passing food between his and a chick's mouth.
And the chicks seem to lap all this **** up.
I found the dynamics genuinely fascinating.
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."