Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
I've got to go to a birthday party at Maidstone Utd football ground next weekend. And I've been booked into the Maidstone Premier Inn.

Maidstone. Premier Inn. This must all be your fault you Kentish ****.
I was in Maidstone a few weeks ago. The drive was certainly more scenic than the town and, specifically, its women.

I miss moderately attractive women At this rate I might have to start watching porn