Call me some sort of poofter if you will but I have never been terribly fond of sausages. They tend to sit towards the 'disgusting' end of foodstuffs, where also sits the doner kebab.
The older I get, the more convinced I am that bacon is overrated. There, I've said it.
I'd even put it behind black pudding, tbh.
Heathen!
That is not to say both sausages and black pudding are great.
although, I prefer my black pudding to be fairly spicy and (slightly) overcooked to the point of crispiness.
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