'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'
I've gone from thinking Root isn't a great captain to thinking he's actively bad.
But Stokes is pretty much the only non-specialist bowler who can guarantee his place. And they won't give it to him after the whole nightclub shemozzle.
Burns skippers Surrey, but he's got a way to go before he's guaranteed a spot.
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'