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Thread: We still haven't announced this Pepys bloke.

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    We still haven't announced this Pepys bloke.

    Must have failed his medical. Turns out that his right leg is actually made of chocolate after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Must have failed his medical. Turns out that his right leg is actually made of chocolate after all.
    Or it's a Kanu-type situation and our doctors have discovered that he is in fact 386 years old and died in 1703.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Or it's a Kanu-type situation and our doctors have discovered that he is in fact 386 years old and died in 1703.
    I'm sure Arsenal.com wished Kanu a happy 42nd birthday the other day. Even they're taking the piss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I'm sure Arsenal.com wished Kanu a happy 42nd birthday the other day. Even they're taking the piss
    I remember Neg used to go onto Arsenal.com to get outraged about it. Possibly in connection with injuries. A bit like Nicosia and Talksport.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    I remember Neg used to go onto Arsenal.com to get outraged about it. Possibly in connection with injuries. A bit like Nicosia and Talksport.
    Neg and Frimmers were outraged the other day when a Frenchie chap was ahead of their Team Sky/Ineos/Jiffy Bag chap. Apparently the Frenchie wasn't even tired after a hard day's bicycle riding in lycra so he must have been on drugs.

    Few days later the Frenchie collapsed and the Team Jiffy Bag fella surged miles ahead of everyone else. They went quiet after that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ash View Post
    Must have failed his medical. Turns out that his right leg is actually made of chocolate after all.
    https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1156949000353910784

    Top trolling from the club

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    This article from 2010 is hilarious.

    https://www.theguardian.com/football...ge-old-problem

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    This article from 2010 is hilarious.

    https://www.theguardian.com/football...ge-old-problem
    "A friend of mine who once played in the Nigerian league told me his real age was 34 but his football age was 21,"

    Nigerians eh? Bent as arséholes.
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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