Must have failed his medical. Turns out that his right leg is actually made of chocolate after all.
Neg and Frimmers were outraged the other day when a Frenchie chap was ahead of their Team Sky/Ineos/Jiffy Bag chap. Apparently the Frenchie wasn't even tired after a hard day's bicycle riding in lycra so he must have been on drugs.
Few days later the Frenchie collapsed and the Team Jiffy Bag fella surged miles ahead of everyone else. They went quiet after that.
https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1156949000353910784
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This article from 2010 is hilarious.
https://www.theguardian.com/football...ge-old-problem
'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
But different than the day before'
'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'
'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'