'Man finds own amputated leg on cigarette packets without consent'

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I did think that removing all his teeth so they could all orally sodomise him without negative consequences was a nice touch.

I reckon if I wrote a modern noir under a Scandi nom-de-plume in which the protaganist kills his victims by plucking out an eyeball and sodomising the bloody socket, it would cause quite a stir - shame I can't write.

You do it b and buy me a beer for the idea!