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Thread: 'Man finds own amputated leg on cigarette packets without consent'

  1. #41
    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    And I haven't smoked since my mum died of cancer, so i would suggest plenty of people have decided not to smoke because they have seen what it does.

    Also the reason I don't really drink, because it killed my Dad
    Do you want to live forever?

  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Do you want to live forever?
    The way things have been the last 18 months....no.

    I don't want to learn how to fly, high either
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  3. #43
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    To be honest any speed in a Porsche 356 is too fast. They were, quite literally, death traps.
    Yes, so I understand. I was trying to work out at what point the whole scenario transformed from 'cool' to 'a bit shít, actually'? Was it when he fúcked it to the extent of crashing head-on with a Ford, when impact took place or when he got all mangled and died?

    I think it's important to decide where the cool/shít line was crossed.

  4. #44
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes, so I understand. I was trying to work out at what point the whole scenario transformed from 'cool' to 'a bit shít, actually'? Was it when he fúcked it to the extent of crashing head-on with a Ford, when impact took place or when he got all mangled and died?

    I think it's important to decide where the cool/shít line was crossed.
    Surely there's something cool about his mangled remains in the wreckage? Like Chris Kristofferson at the end of A Star Is Born.

    Write yourself off in a Ferrari/Porsche = cool as fúck.

  5. #45
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Surely there's something cool about his mangled remains in the wreckage? Like Chris Kristofferson at the end of A Star Is Born.

    Write yourself off in a Ferrari/Porsche = cool as fúck.
    Spoiler alert, ffs!

    Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    JPS were terrible fags, though.
    indeed. Hence the Marbs.

  7. #47
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Spoiler alert, ffs!

    Generally, though, yes. It's important that you do die, though. There's nothing cool about being a quadraspaz and breathing through a tube.
    You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  8. #48
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    You could put a Marlboro on the end of the tube. Instant coolness.
    Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.

  9. #49
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Yes. Always had a sneaking admiration for those chaps who would smoke through their tracheotomy holes. Impressive not to let a little thing like not having a larynx stop you from enjoying your fags.
    I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  10. #50
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    I've always admired those dedicated to their sport, tbh
    Pipe smokers are proper wronguns, though.

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