#WeCareDoYou

[Luis Anaconda]

Messi's old, there's no point spending all that money on an old man, faaahksake spend some money!

I'm surprised they're not demanding £250 season tickets.

Thing is I am I not sure I do care anymore

[Sir C]

Thing is I am I not sure I do care anymore

Sadly, this seems to be the case for many. Perhaps we're just getting old.

[Burney]

Thing is I am I not sure I do care anymore

I'm pretty sure I don't. Can't we just have cricket all year instead?

[Sir C]

I'm pretty sure I don't. Can't we just have cricket all year instead?

Cricket is just hurling for the gays, though.

[Burney]

Sadly, this seems to be the case for many. Perhaps we're just getting old.

Age is certainly a factor, but it would be interesting to see whether my feelings changed if we were actually any fúcking good.

[Sir C]

Age is certainly a factor, but it would be interesting to see whether my feelings changed if we were actually any fúcking good.

Well age must be a large factor, given that many of us fell in love with the club when we were utterly shíte.

[Sir C]

I think Tim Payton is after a seat on the board.

Christ is it something to do with Bóllockchops Payton? No wonder it's nonsense.

[Burney]

Well age must be a large factor, given that many of us fell in love with the club when we were utterly shíte.

Fair point. But as a kid you can convince yourself that your shít team is actually brilliant. The bang-average players are still heroes to be worshipped and there's something magical about your stadium, be it ever so píss-stained and crumbling.

Such suspension of disbelief gets harder when you're aged.

[Tony C]

Hurling for the gays

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

Cricket is just hurling for the gays, though.

That is one seriously unfunny Paddy.