Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Mate. You're driving an Italian car out of warranty, from which smoke has begun to emanate.

I cannot stress the urgency of the situation enough. Find a mug punter and dispose of the moneypit immediately.

And if I ever catch you driving a French or Italian car out of warranty again, I will ask Rich to strike you.
My fiancee is demanding a new whip and has narrowed it down to two options:

a) Range Rover Velar
b) Jaguar F-Pace