I've noticed all you euros love Donald Trump. You like the bullsh!tter part of it, and the fact that he's in the pocket of Russia. I know this dude who is the nephew of Robert Mugabe, and he adores Donald Trump...
"Plenty of strikers can score goals," he said, gesturing to the famous old stands casting shadows around us.
"But a lot have found it difficult wearing the number 9 shirt for The Arsenal."