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Thread: Is it just my suspicious nature or is there something rather fishy about this story?

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    Is it just my suspicious nature or is there something rather fishy about this story?

    He's working out after midnight
    He 'goes to the toilet'
    Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter

    It just doesn't add up for me.

    https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teena...towel-9531540/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He's working out after midnight
    He 'goes to the toilet'
    Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter

    It just doesn't add up for me.

    https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teena...towel-9531540/
    The really odd thing about this 'story' is that it has made it to the news.

    World war three is about to kick off and the Metro is carrying stories of a phantom wánker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He's working out after midnight
    He 'goes to the toilet'
    Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter

    It just doesn't add up for me.

    https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teena...towel-9531540/
    "too busy looking at his phone" Watching porn no doubt
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    The really odd thing about this 'story' is that it has made it to the news.

    World war three is about to kick off and the Metro is carrying stories of a phantom wánker.
    I'm pretty sure HE is the wánker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    "too busy looking at his phone" Watching porn no doubt
    Quite so, p. He's clearly masturbated into his own towel and is now too deep into his cover story to turn back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Quite so, p. He's clearly masturbated into his own towel and is now too deep into his cover story to turn back.
    Watching gay gym porn no doubt... NTTAWWT
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokster View Post
    Watching gay gym porn no doubt... NTTAWWT
    'Pump Gyms'...amirite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    He's working out after midnight
    He 'goes to the toilet'
    Next thing we know, his towel's full of baby batter

    It just doesn't add up for me.

    https://metro.co.uk/2019/05/14/teena...towel-9531540/
    Gym name taken a bit literally

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Gym name taken a bit literally
    Imagine doing the night shift at a gym and a man rushes out of the changing rooms waving his spunky towel under your nose and loudly shouting 'IT'S NOT SHAMPOO!'

    I think I'd knock him down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Imagine doing the night shift at a gym and a man rushes out of the changing rooms waving his spunky towel under your nose and loudly shouting 'IT'S NOT SHAMPOO!'

    I think I'd knock him down.
    I'm trying to get an Allen gag out of this but for the life of me I can't find one
    'Seems that I was busy doing something close to nothing
    But different than the day before'

    'Met a dwarf that was no good, dressed like Little Red Riding Hood'

    'Now you're unemployed, all non-void
    Walkin' round like you're Pretty Boy Floyd'

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