Talking of hairy holes b, I attended a dinner party with some of my younger colleagues and found myself in the situation where I was the one being ribbed .. wait for it .. because I do NOT shave my arse'ole!.
Now I'll bet my bollux Monty shaves his a'hole. If I demand that he confirms or denies this he will dodge the question but if you ask him he must answer as he craves your approval and will not ignore you. Go on b, ask him now. Start a new thread