Two things from the few moments of the BAFTAs I saw last night.

[Sir C]

The not wearing a bow tie thing is increasingly common, I'm sad to say. You see more and more young men turning up to these events dressed like they've been released from prison to attend their mum's funeral.

As for Perry, he's a turbo-nonce and should be flamethrowered.

I like to think of his big hairy clockweights dangling beneath his pretty dress.

The sick fúck.