Team for tonight?

[Sir C]

Are we gonna get...y'know...'gubbed'?

I expect we'll pull one of those terrific performances out of the bag and win 3-1, setting up the inevitable 0-2 defeat in Spain.

[Burney]

I expect we'll pull one of those terrific performances out of the bag and win 3-1, setting up the inevitable 0-2 defeat in Spain.

Is John Carew still playing for them? That **** always used to pitch up to arsefúck us in European games.

[Sir C]

Is John Carew still playing for them? That **** always used to pitch up to arsefúck us in European games.

7' 3" pretendy Norwegian John Carew? I expect so.

Never mind, Mustafi will mark him out of the game.

[Burney]

7' 3" pretendy Norwegian John Carew? I expect so.

Never mind, Mustafi will mark him out of the game.

That's the fúcker. He was one of our many nemeses.