Anyone else feeling uncomfortable about having a slightly lewd tingle in

[Burney]

I popped into the Lion at Farningham the other day. I ordered one and a half pints of Timothy Taylor (?) and a bag of dry roasted nuts.

Riddle me this: how can a pint and a half of bitter and a bag of nuts come to £10.90? What on earth is going on?

Did you know that a first class stamp is more than 10 bob now?

I'm going to join the Brexit Party. This cannot go on any longer.

P.S. If you want to talk about GoT why not go to a GoT forum where similar saddos who are right up to date (ooh, you're hard) can compare Dungeons and Dragons experiences from your youth.

£10.90!

Oddly enough, I just had lunch with the daughter at the Pied Bull (a much better pub, albeit without the nice riverside garden).

To answer your question, though, many people would tell you it's all about overheads (rent, heat, wages, taxation, etc, etc, etc). But those people are wrong. The real answer is foreigners.

Why are you ordering halves, btw, you shandy-bothering bumboy?