I see there's one of those 'The Universe is Really Big' videos doing the rounds on

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I agree he can be mean, but you often get your retaliation in first, don't you, h? Hmmm?

Perhaps if you approached him in a spirit of friendship and without your usual rancour, he would respond in kind?

Well we'll see b. But the second he cocks a snook at me or ****s me off cos of me grammer or mentions jobbies in U pipes it's off!