Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
there isn't, b.

they tend to be a bit ****y like that, over there.

Still, the one on Sheik Zayed Road is right next to the Monreal, so I can jump on that and head to the hotels with bars - like this place...

https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_..._of_Dubai.html

The poor fúckers who have stayed there, not realising it is a knocking shop.
Which, when you think about the tough Sharia laws out there, is a leeetle beet hypocritical.
There's a cafe near me and it keeps trying to do gourmet food. The food sounds quite interesting and I'm tempted to suggest to my wife that we try it.

But then I remember that they have no licence and we'd have to drink coffee or fruit juice or some such shít. Fúck that.

There's no conviviality in a meal without booze.