Mogg & Johnson to vote for the deal

[Sir C]

I find that remarkably unpleasant. You've made me feel sorry for Monty about something that didnt even happen.

Odd way to spell arousing.

[Burney]

Odd way to spell arousing.

I thought it was very vivid, but too restrained. I would have had him having píssed himself and wretching helplessly.

[Sir C]

One minute you're lavishing me with barbecue recommendations, the next you're wishing appalling violent crimes upon me.

I think you might have IAS (Irregular Anti-Semitism Syndrome)

Lordy no, I don't wish to perform terrible acts of physical violence upon you because you're a jew; I wish to beat you to a jelleh because you're a horrible human being I mean I love you dearly, of course, but you are and always have been a proper shít****.

[Sir C]

I thought it was very vivid, but too restrained. I would have had him having píssed himself and wretching helplessly.

I was going to introduce myself as a bystander, approaching in the guise of a good samaritan, only to stamp on his testes and crush them to a pulp, but I didn't want to upset anyone this close to breakfast time.

[Peter]

Odd way to spell arousing.

I don't like this image at all. I'm quite upset...

[Sir C]

I don't like this image at all. I'm quite upset...

What are you, some sort of puff?

[Luis Anaconda]

I didn't suggest you denied it, but admitting to being small and petty doesn't make being small and petty alright.

At some point in your life someone should have given you the mother of all kickings. The degradation of lying in a gutter, sobbing and spitting blood and teeth through torn lips would have taught you a most valuable lesson about humility.

Mind you, at least I have created an image we can all ponder and enjoy for a while.

Nice. Back in 5

[Burney]

I was going to introduce myself as a bystander, approaching in the guise of a good samaritan, only to stamp on his testes and crush them to a pulp, but I didn't want to upset anyone this close to breakfast time.

I very much enjoy this new genre of anti-monty sadism porn.

[Peter]

What are you, some sort of puff?

I can be remarkably sensitive when it comes to violence against the person.

An old fashioned right hander is one thing but a fearful kicking is not a pleasant sight.

[Viva Prat Vegas]

Now it's lunchtime, the watershed for how best to inflict sickening damage upon Monty's gonads has passed

I will suggest a rusty skewer




or a finely honed piece of Sheffield steel