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Thread: Mogg & Johnson to vote for the deal

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    I find that remarkably unpleasant. You've made me feel sorry for Monty about something that didnt even happen.
    Odd way to spell arousing.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Odd way to spell arousing.
    I thought it was very vivid, but too restrained. I would have had him having píssed himself and wretching helplessly.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
    One minute you're lavishing me with barbecue recommendations, the next you're wishing appalling violent crimes upon me.

    I think you might have IAS (Irregular Anti-Semitism Syndrome)
    Lordy no, I don't wish to perform terrible acts of physical violence upon you because you're a jew; I wish to beat you to a jelleh because you're a horrible human being I mean I love you dearly, of course, but you are and always have been a proper shít****.

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I thought it was very vivid, but too restrained. I would have had him having píssed himself and wretching helplessly.
    I was going to introduce myself as a bystander, approaching in the guise of a good samaritan, only to stamp on his testes and crush them to a pulp, but I didn't want to upset anyone this close to breakfast time.

  5. #15
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Odd way to spell arousing.
    I don't like this image at all. I'm quite upset...

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter View Post
    I don't like this image at all. I'm quite upset...
    What are you, some sort of puff?

  7. #17
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I didn't suggest you denied it, but admitting to being small and petty doesn't make being small and petty alright.

    At some point in your life someone should have given you the mother of all kickings. The degradation of lying in a gutter, sobbing and spitting blood and teeth through torn lips would have taught you a most valuable lesson about humility.

    Mind you, at least I have created an image we can all ponder and enjoy for a while.
    Nice. Back in 5

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    I was going to introduce myself as a bystander, approaching in the guise of a good samaritan, only to stamp on his testes and crush them to a pulp, but I didn't want to upset anyone this close to breakfast time.
    I very much enjoy this new genre of anti-monty sadism porn.

  9. #19
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    What are you, some sort of puff?
    I can be remarkably sensitive when it comes to violence against the person.

    An old fashioned right hander is one thing but a fearful kicking is not a pleasant sight.

  10. #20
    Now it's lunchtime, the watershed for how best to inflict sickening damage upon Monty's gonads has passed

    I will suggest a rusty skewer




    or a finely honed piece of Sheffield steel
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

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