Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Don’t you have a blocked u-bend to deal with?
Don't worry..it can wait.

Oh and I noted yesterday that you admitted that the dark, life threatening malignancy that had invaded your enormous great trumpet was nothing more than some old cocaine bogey you no longer had the lungs left to expel. Imagine if it had been malignant! You'd have been draped across your poor doctor's desk sobbing and begging him to save you.

A real man simply nods grimly at his physician, shakes his hand while thanking him for his time then leaves to begin getting his affairs in order.

We've all had to endure your pitiful blubbing for weeks man!