Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
Started with a couple of pints at 11. Offered cocktails on arrival at the restaurant at 11:30. Had a sort of pina colada type thing. Definitely heavy on the rum. Decided that a good chewy Burgundy was the way forward. Did four bottles of the stuff. Left the restaurant at 4:30, found we both had 20 minutes to wait for our trains - just time for a cheeky pint.

Got my hangover at 11 pm

I'm still supposed to be recovering from My Brave Battle With Cancer, ffs.
Was it one of those rum cocktails that comes in a cold brass thingy? I got proper messed up on those once.

By the way, you haven't got cancer, you malingering poof. You've just got growths. Like a leper or a man with genital warts.