The wife's away for the next two days. I have cold, rare roast beef in the fridge,

[Burney]

I have the makings of many delicious dishes, in fact.

I'm going to end up sharing a mixed special kebab with my cat, aren't I?

[Sir C]

I have the makings of many delicious dishes, in fact.

I'm going to end up sharing a mixed special kebab with my cat, aren't I?

You are, and you'll enjoy every morsel. Don't give the cat any chilli sauce lest he shíte everywhere.

I lunched on Friday from 11 a.m. until 4:30 p.m. A truly memorable feast of the daintiest morsels which went on and on and on... and at 7 I demanded, and was given, a large doner

[Monty92]

You are, and you'll enjoy every morsel. Don't give the cat any chilli sauce lest he shíte everywhere.

I lunched on Friday from 11 a.m. until 4:30 p.m. A truly memorable feast of the daintiest morsels which went on and on and on... and at 7 I demanded, and was given, a large doner

Was this the new A.Wong or the original?

[Burney]

Was this the new A.Wong or the original?

The wrong Wong?

[Monty92]

The wrong Wong?

The new one is total ****, so I'm assuming Charlie whiled away his afternoon up to his tits in wonderful gloop at the fabulous original.

Proof, also, that two Wongs don't make a Wight.

[Burney]

You are, and you'll enjoy every morsel. Don't give the cat any chilli sauce lest he shíte everywhere.

I lunched on Friday from 11 a.m. until 4:30 p.m. A truly memorable feast of the daintiest morsels which went on and on and on... and at 7 I demanded, and was given, a large doner

My cat loves spicy food. He's difficult to keep away from a curry. If it has a deleterious effect on his bowels, we are at least spared the evidence.

He's mad for doner meat, though. This is problematic, since it's my favourite bit, too.

[Sir C]

Was this the new A.Wong or the original?

The original. 5 hours of the world's finest dim sum

[IUFG]

I have the makings of many delicious dishes, in fact.

I'm going to end up sharing a mixed special kebab with my cat, aren't I?

Absolutely.

go on...

[Pat Vegas]

I can't wait to have a real dinner

microwave meals are the highlight of my day for the next week or so

[Sir C]

The new one is total ****, so I'm assuming Charlie whiled away his afternoon up to his tits in wonderful gloop at the fabulous original.

Proof, also, that two Wongs don't make a Wight.

Is it? Is it really? How disappointing. I thought Andrew could do no wong.