Maybe the next Arsene is sitting in some shítty job awaiting the call. PERHAPS THE CALL IS BEING MADE AS WE SPEAK!
Criteria for the job:
1/ A kind face
2/ A nice, but comprehensible foreign accent (scotchmen need not apply)
3/ An endearing inability to tie a decent tie knot.
4/ Must dress as though someone has hung a suit on a fencepost.
5/ A lack of respect for English syntax