TV reviewimb:

[Burney]

I like girls. But then I’m not a fag.

If I’m watching Das Boot, I want popping rivets and pallid, sweaty, straggly-bearded krauts you can virtually smell shouting ‘ALARM!’ while being depth charged. I don’t want chicks getting in the way.

[Sir C]

If I’m watching Das Boot, I want popping rivets and pallid, sweaty, straggly-bearded krauts you can virtually smell shouting ‘ALARM!’ while being depth charged. I don’t want chicks getting in the way.

Well don't watch it then.

Fúck me. Talk about a tough crowd.

Last night I tried to make pork balls. The porky centre was perfect but the batter just wasn't thick and bready enough.

[SWv2]

If I’m watching Das Boot, I want popping rivets and pallid, sweaty, straggly-bearded krauts you can virtually smell shouting ‘ALARM!’ while being depth charged. I don’t want chicks getting in the way.

Surely your average distressed Kraut will shout "HIMMEL!!" and on occasion "ACHTUNG!!".


You must have standards.