Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
I won't hear a word against accountants. Mine is performing some sort of wizardly juju that means I won't have to pay a single fùcking penny of tax on a six-figure sum. He has therefore joined my pantheon alongside Arsene Wenger, Jesus and Geoffrey Boycott.

Lawyers, on the other hand, are cùnts and can fùck off.
Lend us a tenner.