Quote Originally Posted by Monty92 View Post
Surely it's only social norms and a sense of dignity that prevents us enjoying having our arses wiped as adults?

I mean, my son is perfectly capable of wiping his own, but he's in no rush to stop me doing it for him. And I can't say I blame him.
The Monarch used always to have a Groom of the Stool whose job it was to wipe his arse. It was a much sought after position, since it meant you had - as well as other body parts - the King's ear.