appears to have gone into the channel en route to Wales.
If that had happened to us people would be blaming Wenger. For years to come there would be 'hysterical' snide remarks about aeroplanes and crashing into the sea, all aimed at undermining the dignity of our manager and our club.
cf '2 quid and a packet of salt and vinegar Discos'.
Oh my aching sides.
It's nice, but one wonders whether we may refer to him as a Bluebird prior to his signing for the club. One assumes he hadn't passed a medical and signed a contract yet? Perhaps your jokette would be more accurate if you said, "A Bluebird (in spirit, if not yet in fact), who couldn't make it over the White Cliffs of Dover"?
You may be right, it may lose a little something... Comedy is hard, b. Mind you, Arsenal fans are the funniest individuals around. I mean, "Hahahaha he can't do up his zip!" There's a fúcking belter for you.
I wasn't really trying to produce a finely honed gag, tbf. It was very much off the cuff.
Anyway, this is the big aviation story of the day for me. Dirty, dirty bâstard.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/21/31-st...kside-8369823/