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Thread: peter. You cannot abandon a lady and leave her potless and homeless.

  1. #11
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Be honest, though, did you deserve it? At least a little bit?

    You did, didn’t you?

    The worst I ever had was the one who pīssed on me while I was asleep. I got off pretty light, I reckon.
    Oh I just split. She was a fúcking maniac who regularly physically assaulted me. Once with an ornamental brass horse.

    Painful.

  2. #12
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    was this a malicious act or sport, b?
    Very much malicious. I nearly drowned, ffs! And that’s not a sight any man should have to wake up to.

  3. #13
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Oh I just split. She was a fúcking maniac who regularly physically assaulted me. Once with an ornamental brass horse.

    Painful.
    A horse brass or a brass horse?

  4. #14
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Very much malicious. I nearly drowned, ffs! And that’s not a sight any man should have to wake up to.
    Facial pissing, was it? Nasty.

  5. #15
    And just before that, you were dreaming about doing the backstroke in a sea of Stella Artois
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  6. #16
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    A horse brass or a brass horse?
    No a brass horse. Great big thing, lived on the mantelpiece. Heavy, you know. Also hard. I felt like a cartoon character with little birdies flying round my head.

  7. #17
    Did you get an exaggerated lump too ?
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  8. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Facial pissing, was it? Nasty.
    Very much so. In my bed as well. So on top of everything else I had to do laundry.

    By the time I’d stopped gagging and had realised what had happened, she’d fùcked off, laughing.

    In fairness, I did deserve it. For carelessness if nothing else.

  9. #19
    Why did she pee on you?
    Was the toilet out of action?

    I think the same foul-streamed fate befell Sir C in his bed once too
    Might have been an ex comrade in the dorms
    10 characters? Pile of cund.

  10. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    No a brass horse. Great big thing, lived on the mantelpiece. Heavy, you know. Also hard. I felt like a cartoon character with little birdies flying round my head.
    Unpleasant. It’s one thing women punching you or slapping you. It doesn’t hurt, after all. But large metal objects are a different kettle of fish. That takes a proper mental case.

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