Amidst the breathlessness of the media and hysteria of the twitterati,

[Burney]

as we live through these 'historic days' of absolute 'turmoil' and utter 'national crisis', it's heartening to note how very few fúcks the man on the Clapham omnibus actually gives as he goes about his daily business in the same quiet, steadfast manner in which he comports himself every day.

wd British hoi polloi. No tanks on the streets for us.

It's not the time for getting aereated just yet, tbh. Let's see what actually happens before we get angry about it.

[Sir C]

It's not the time for getting aereated just yet, tbh. Let's see what actually happens before we get angry about it.

Oh life is far too short for anger, old chap. Consider the beauty of a spring dawn, the wonder of man's ingenuity, the song of the nightingale, the bit in Zulu with Michael Caine shouting, "Front rank fire!" Here is peace. Perfect peace.

[Peter]

It's not the time for getting aereated just yet, tbh. Let's see what actually happens before we get angry about it.

Is that a threat,b?

[Burney]

Is that a threat,b?

Not at all. Me telling you that we'll be stringing your sort up from lampposts e're long would be a threat.

[Peter]

Not at all. Me telling you that we'll be stringing your sort up from lampposts e're long would be a threat.

You have to admit it is all rather funny.

[Burney]

You have to admit it is all rather funny.

Of course. Most things are when looked at dispassionately.

Also, I do find the liberation from party politics rather wonderful. I increasingly find myself genuinely not being able to tell purely from what they say which party MPs represent anymore.

[Peter]

Of course. Most things are when looked at dispassionately.

Also, I do find the liberation from party politics rather wonderful. I increasingly find myself genuinely not being able to tell purely from what they say which party MPs represent anymore.

Vote of no confidence seems to be a waste of time. Conservatives and DUP all seem to be claiming they will back the government. Think Corbyn has ****ed this up a bit.

[Sir C]

Vote of no confidence seems to be a waste of time. Conservatives and DUP all seem to be claiming they will back the government. Think Corbyn has ****ed this up a bit.

One could repeat this phrase all day and all night, like a sort of permanent mantra, and never, ever be wrong.