Talking of which, have you seen all the feigned shock that McDonald's touchscreen menus are all covered in shíte?
I mean a/ everything's got a bit of shíte on it if you look hard enough and b/ did anyone really imagine that something repeatedly touched by the sort of people who regularly frequent McDonald's wouldn't be covered in shíte?
Post finale must be a bit awkward.
Do the watchers applaud?
Rate the performance?
I imagine it entails not one word passed between mystery shaggers
10 characters? Pile of cund.