Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
They're their own worst enemies. Any normal country could say, "Well, we'd had a few too many and then woke up the next morning and he seemed to have been chopped to bits. No idea what happened. A tiger probably got in or a squirrel with a machete. Squirrels are right *******s"
Of course, they are overlooking the simple explanation that he got his tie caught in the shredder...