Lunch

[PSRB]

Cheese and onion pasty. Best thing in Greggs by a country mile.

Steak bake - FACT

[Burney]

They're going to be warm. And they're going to have Akabanga dripped on them.

But won't that interfere with their essential comforting blandness?

[Sir C]

But won't that interfere with their essential comforting blandness?

I find no comfort in blandness. Only in chilli.

[Burney]

Steak bake - FACT

I'm going to stand up for their sausage rolls here.

Although I also hear wondrous things of their Festive Bake, which should be hitting gastric systems any time soon.

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[Sir C]

Steak bake - FACT

The beef is weirdly squishy. Like it's processed beef-flavoured product.

They're probably vegtarian.

[Burney]

The beef is weirdly squishy. Like it's processed beef-flavoured product.

They're probably vegtarian.

And they're sometimes lukewarm. And there's always the chance of hitting an inedible piece of gristle.

No. The steak bake won't do, I'm afraid.

[Sir C]

I'm going to stand up for their sausage rolls here.

Although I also hear wondrous things of their Festive Bake, which should be hitting gastric systems any time soon.

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The pink extruded 'pork' product is a wondrous thing.

[PSRB]

And they're sometimes lukewarm. And there's always the chance of hitting an inedible piece of gristle.

No. The steak bake won't do, I'm afraid.

You see, that'll be your Southern Greggs. Proper Northern Greggs and you get a proper steak bake, no gristle and piping hot.

[Pokster]

You see, that'll be your Southern Greggs. Proper Northern Greggs and you get a proper steak bake, no gristle and piping hot.

northern Greggs is so much better than southern Greggs

[Burney]

The pink extruded 'pork' product is a wondrous thing.

I wonder how they make it? I've made sausage rolls and they're never quite as good.