I've had a tradesman in my house putting in a new bathroom for two weeks now.

[Burney]

Wood chip wallpaper.
What a ***** that stuff was to remove.

This has been another cause of major expenditure lately. The arseholes who lived there before covered everything in woodchip. I feared this might be because the walls were iffy, but no. The walls were fine. These cùnts just liked woodchip if you can fùcking believe it. They need locking up.