It's embarrassing. I never thought I'd be that kind of person.
I hate myself.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Burney "I always likened it to the way amputees are always claimed to be able to still feel the missing appendage"
There's a partial amputee on Strictly
Thus I presume the Highland Fling might be a tad difficult
10 characters? Pile of cund.