bath and drowned.
I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.
Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird.
What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you pissed enough to drown in the bath?Originally Posted by Burney
bath and drowned.
I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.
Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird.
Last edited by Sir C; 09-06-2018 at 01:37 PM.
bath and drowned.
I have been horribly, horribly p1ssed many, many times in hotel rooms and elsewhere. On no occasion have I ever felt the need to take a bath.
Still, that's birds, I s'pose. Weird.
Why wouldn't anyone notice the water going up their nose and into their mouth?
Fúcking royally hammered obviously.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
She may have "pre-loaded" with a 3L bottle of White Lightning down the park first.What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you that pissed enough to drown in the bath?
You know what these Irishers are like.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
I thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once.What kind of minibar contains enough booze to get you that pissed enough to drown in the bath?
Still, if she could afford to drain the minibar at least we know she had a properly rewarding career. So there's that.I thought that. At best you get about three of four shots of spirits, a couple of beers, a couple of half bottles of wine and a half bottle of fizz. I drink more than that at most social events and haven't drowned once.
Now I think we may be approaching the truth of it, i.
Cause of death: Irishness
God, they were a dreary band, though.
Tell me more about Dr Jellyfinger. I haven't had my anus reamed for years, so put off was I by a doctor who once appeared to be trying to insert a wardrobe into my fundament.
Was it awfully painful?
It was remarkably painless though one could feel the poking about inside, sc.
Plenty of lube was used by the sound and feel of things.
I did not enjoy it, but needs must etc.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Although she never actually paid the bill, did she?
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