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Thread: Medical opinion please

  1. #21
    Quote Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda View Post
    Have you tried drinking whisky, p?
    Will it help?

  2. #22
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Will it help?
    Can't hurt, can it. A good single malt, obviously

  3. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by Herbert Augustus Chapman View Post
    Oh it's definitely cancer mate. If you're lucky you'll soon only be able to speak through some ghastly contraption that is a small metallic hole in your throat that makes a rather scary dalek like buzzing sound where your real voice once was.

    Could be worse mate. You could have bowel cancer and a colostomy bag.
    I feel that this chap has carried off his throat tumour rather elegantly. It looks like a sort of meaty cravat.

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  4. #24
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    It's when they hand you a tissue to clean up all the lubricant they've left up there that's worst. Having just been anally penetrated, you're then expected to wipe your arse in front of your penetrator.

    My feeling is that they ought to do it. 'You put it there, you clean it up, mate.'
    that is what your mum says
    Northern Monkey ... who can't upload a bleeding Avatar

  5. #25
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Do you have bad breath?
    It's okay, went outside and had a large hack and seems to have cleared itself........just now have an annoying cough instead

  6. #26
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    It's okay, went outside and had a large hack and seems to have cleared itself........just now have an annoying cough instead
    Did anything come up? Was it the mother of all flobs?

  7. #27
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Did anything come up? Was it the mother of all flobs?
    Yes, all rather unpleasant

  8. #28
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Did anything come up? Was it the mother of all flobs?
    A Docker's Omelette?
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

  9. #29
    Quote Originally Posted by PSRB View Post
    Yes, all rather unpleasant
    Ah, well. Better an empty house than a bad lodger, as my granny used to say.

  10. #30
    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    I feel that this chap has carried off his throat tumour rather elegantly. It looks like a sort of meaty cravat.

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    I bet he struggles to pull a bird even with that magnificent 'tache!

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