Booked the family in for a last minute weekend break in Kent this weekend at what I

[Monty92]

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes

[Burney]

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes

Are those really the best pictures they could get of him? One where he looks like he's being driven to court to face charges of gross indecency and the other where he's looking like a mong in one of our worst ever kits (and one of his worst haircuts).

[Monty92]

Are those really the best pictures they could get of him? One where he looks like he's being driven to court to face charges of gross indecency and the other where he's looking like a mong in one of our worst ever kits (and one of his worst haircuts).

To be fair, when it comes to photos of Paul Merson looking like a mong, they could have chosen a lot worse.

Also, they probably need to manage expectations for anyone unaware of quite how thick he is.

[Sir C]

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes

I went to a wedding there.

Look, Canterbury is a fascinating city and I recommend lunch at The Goods Shed. There is a rather nice pub just down the road as well. Just stay Canterbury for as long as you can and return to the 'hotel' to enjoy the ambience and decor, pitched, I should say, halfway between an old people's home and a civic leisure centre

[Ash]

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes

classy golf and spa hotel?

You grubby, nouveau-riche little oik, Montz!

[Monty92]

I went to a wedding there.

Look, Canterbury is a fascinating city and I recommend lunch at The Goods Shed. There is a rather nice pub just down the road as well. Just stay Canterbury for as long as you can and return to the 'hotel' to enjoy the ambience and decor, pitched, I should say, halfway between an old people's home and a civic leisure centre

We're visiting as part of a reconnaissance mission to work out where we'd like to live out of Folkestone, Faversham or Ramsgate.

What say you?

[WES]

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes

What did you expect? It's in Kent. You should assume you will surrounded by used car salesman while you're down there.

Not sure what you were thinking of, Monty. If you want to get out of the city and head south you have Surrey, Hampshire and West Sussex to choose from, all quite beautiful and upscale.

And you chose Kent?

[IUFG]

thought to be a moderately classy golf and spa hotel.

Then I saw this

https://www.broomepark.co.uk/wp-cont...g-A4-PRINT.pdf

Is there a more uninspiring food item than Salmon fishcakes

DISCO?

get in.

[Monty92]

classy golf and spa hotel?

You grubby, nouveau-riche little oik, Montz!

Well I was never gonna be old money. so what's a poor Jew to do?

In my defence, availability is scarce and it was pretty much either there or here:

https://chandosguesthouse.co.uk/

[Burney]

To be fair, when it comes to photos of Paul Merson looking like a mong, they could have chosen a lot worse.

Also, they probably need to manage expectations for anyone unaware of quite how thick he is.

Fair points both. And, when it comes to the salmon fishcakes, they are the sort of food that people who'd go to something like that would consider fancy without being too challenging.