True enough. Talking of which, I heard the following monologues from a woman while having a quiet pint last week. I noted them down for posterity.
‘The only thing with Brian is his schizophrenia means he doesn’t like to leave the house...’
‘And I’m like ‘I want to go out for dinner’, but with his teeth, he can only eat soft food...’
‘He’s a good-looking man, though. I’m very lucky.’
Brian sounds quite the catch n’est ce pas? Personally I’m glad he doesn’t leave the house
Then she came out with this and I had to leave the pub I was laughing so much.
‘So I lost my dad. Four years later I lost my mum. Then four years after that, my marriage ended. All in Olympic years.
I won’t watch the Olympics anymore.’
Originally Posted by Burney
True enough. Talking of which, I heard the following monologues from a woman while having a quiet pint last week. I noted them down for posterity.
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