Exactly how violent a rectal reaming are we to undergo tomorrow?

[Sir C]

Luckily our fans are patient and understanding.

You should have been looking at Twitter during the Citeh game... toys were being despatched from cots inside 10 minutes of the new man's first game, for fúck's sake.

[Ash]

You should have been looking at Twitter during the Citeh game... toys were being despatched from cots inside 10 minutes of the new man's first game, for fúck's sake.

The poor man has set up a twitter account, I gather. Hopefully for his sake it's configured so that he doesn't actually have to see any of the incoming ballistics.

[Monty92]

The poor man has set up a twitter account, I gather. Hopefully for his sake it's configured so that he doesn't actually have to see any of the incoming ballistics.

I doubt very much he runs his account himself.

Ozil's posts always make me laugh. I love the idea of him taking time out of his day to meticuoulousy craft pertinent hashtags.

New season, new boots. ��⚽ Time to get the @premierleague 2018/19 started! #heretocreate #predator #M1Ö #YaGunnersYa

Yep, deffo written by him.

[barrybueno]

It won't be worse than the 6-0 in the SFC's 1000th game in charge. 2-1 to them I reckon. Bottom of the league

Huddersfield will deny you that imo.

Unfortunately

[barrybueno]

I'm debating whether I can bear to watch

You may not be the right person to ask but has anywon ever had a tougher 2 opening games? I can't imagine so tbh

[Ganpati's Goonerz--AFC's Aboriginal Fertility Cult]

I'm debating whether I can bear to watch

I'll watch the cricket instead, C, just like last week.

I mean, Berni cursed us forever just to win one Ashes, so we might as well enjoy us thrashing a clueless Indian side, excepting Virat. Now he's got a manager we all hate and no hope of top 4, and we lost 4-0 down under last time, but our swing bowling under clouds is better than India's so all's right in B's world.

[Ash]

I'll watch the cricket instead, C, just like last week.

I mean, Berni cursed us forever just to win one Ashes, so we might as well enjoy us thrashing a clueless Indian side, excepting Virat. Now he's got a manager we all hate and no hope of top 4, and we lost 4-0 down under last time, but our swing bowling under clouds is better than India's so all's right in B's world.

Speak for yourself, hate-boy.

EDIT: Actually, I've got no idea which 'he', which 'manager' and which 'we' you're on about tbh.

[Sir C]

I'll watch the cricket instead, C, just like last week.

I mean, Berni cursed us forever just to win one Ashes, so we might as well enjoy us thrashing a clueless Indian side, excepting Virat. Now he's got a manager we all hate and no hope of top 4, and we lost 4-0 down under last time, but our swing bowling under clouds is better than India's so all's right in B's world.

Cricket? Meh.

I've just found out I'm going back to Sri Lanka in a few weeks. I fúcking love Sri Lanka. It has many of the good bits of India with few of the bad bits.

And there's kottu roti. And egg hoppers!

[Burney]

Cricket? Meh.

I've just found out I'm going back to Sri Lanka in a few weeks. I fúcking love Sri Lanka. It has many of the good bits of India with few of the bad bits.

And there's kottu roti. And egg hoppers!

Ah, England will be there from October. You can pop along and enjoy some proper culture.

[IUFG]

Cricket? Meh.

I've just found out I'm going back to Sri Lanka in a few weeks. I fúcking love Sri Lanka. It has many of the good bits of India with few of the bad bits.

And there's kottu roti. And egg hoppers!

and this stuff, sadly.


best sticking to the Heineken, sc

Beautiful country, mind...