How long does Intercity take ?
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Sir C "How am I going to carry my knives, bowls, roasting tins, chopping boards and frying pans on a fúcking train?"
The cottage just might possibly already contain such kitchenware
Don't tell me you meed to lug along your own bed linen , pillows and mattresses too ?
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Burney "You only need one really good knife, really. That's the only cooking utensil I always take on self-catering holidays."
Holidays? Sounds like he's packing for a bring-your-own-equipment Cornish Cookery Class
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