By Karen Danczuk's cleavage I think I've found it!

[Sir C]

It's on Frenchman's Creek, for the love of God, and it comes with its own boat.

Anyone who'd like to join us for the week is more than welcome.

https://www.rockcottagecornwall.com/

[7sisters]

It's on Frenchman's Creek, for the love of God, and it comes with its own boat.

Anyone who'd like to join us for the week is more than welcome.

https://www.rockcottagecornwall.com/

That's a charming spot. I remember that bint who was once married to Paul Merton doing a programme on the Helford river a while back. I've just found an article on it, although, she'd probably be someone to avoid when on location, at least, if you're Paul Merton, I suppose.

https://www.coastmagazine.co.uk/cont...-cornwall-home

[barrybueno]

That's a charming spot. I remember that bint who was once married to Paul Merton doing a programme on the Helford river a while back. I've just found an article on it, although, she'd probably be someone to avoid when on location, at least, if you're Paul Merton, I suppose.

https://www.coastmagazine.co.uk/cont...-cornwall-home

Paul Merton should've gone to Specsavers imo

[Luis Anaconda]

It's on Frenchman's Creek, for the love of God, and it comes with its own boat.

Anyone who'd like to join us for the week is more than welcome.

https://www.rockcottagecornwall.com/

I did like Rock - we stayed here. Bit more modern but hard to find a cottage for 12

[Burney]

It's on Frenchman's Creek, for the love of God, and it comes with its own boat.

Anyone who'd like to join us for the week is more than welcome.

https://www.rockcottagecornwall.com/

'sleeps a family of 4 adults with 2 children'? What kind of fvcked-up family is that, ffs?

[Sir C]

That's a charming spot. I remember that bint who was once married to Paul Merton doing a programme on the Helford river a while back. I've just found an article on it, although, she'd probably be someone to avoid when on location, at least, if you're Paul Merton, I suppose.

https://www.coastmagazine.co.uk/cont...-cornwall-home

She can get to fúck. It's the crabs and the lobsters I'm interested in.

[Sir C]

'sleeps a family of 4 adults with 2 children'? What kind of fvcked-up family is that, ffs?

Frenchman's Creek, man! Have you any idea how romantic Frenchman's Creek is? Do you remember the bit where Dona and Jean-Benoir go fishing in the creek and cook the fish over a fire and then they have a little kiss and, we suspect, a bit of a cuddle and it's so hot in the summer sun and then they stay there all night! Sort of camping out. It's so rmantic I might burst!

[Sir C]

I did like Rock - we stayed here. Bit more modern but hard to find a cottage for 12

I'm sure Rock's lovely, la. But it's about 50 miles away.

[Burney]

Frenchman's Creek, man! Have you any idea how romantic Frenchman's Creek is? Do you remember the bit where Dona and Jean-Benoir go fishing in the creek and cook the fish over a fire and then they have a little kiss and, we suspect, a bit of a cuddle and it's so hot in the summer sun and then they stay there all night! Sort of camping out. It's so rmantic I might burst!

You may find a Frenchman's creek romantic, my friend, but it does nothing for me. NTTAWWI.

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm sure Rock's lovely, la. But it's about 50 miles away.

Ah yes - looks lovely anyway