Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday dear Monty,
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10 characters? Pile of cund.
Monty92 "Still a c*nt, still a Jew?"
Quite good
Although you are not such a cund these days
1st Prize is a night babysitting Monty's Anus
or
A night at a s****y restaurant as Monty's guest
(The guest pays)
10 characters? Pile of cund.
** swan.ky restaurant
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Talking of ant-semitic Labour party members, will you be sending the jack-booted Momentum boys round to deal with the Hoidge woman for daring to tell Our Jeremy the truth?
On a different note, allow me to suggest to you that there is no better song for a hot summer's evening than Jungleland. A live version, for preference.