I have decided to make my nose work.

[Burney]

Would it kill you to be a little encouraging occasionally?

Always with the negative waves, man.

What exactly are the active ingredients of this magic potion you've bought off the internet?

[Sir C]

What exactly are the active ingredients of this magic potion you've bought off the internet?

I don't know, but according to the advert it's the good stuff.

[Ash]

I seem to remember there was a torture where people shook up bottles of Coke and fired them up your nose.

It was coke fired up the nose where this story started, wasn't it?

[Burney]

It was coke fired up the nose where this story started, wasn't it?

Fair point, tbh.

[Burney]

I don't know, but according to the advert it's the good stuff.

Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®!

[Pat Vegas]

Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®!

sounds like that weird aftershave that Johnny Depp advertises.

[Sir C]

Is it this? Are you firing salt water up your hooter?

https://www.navage.com/nose-cleaner-...dl-v-nc-cc.htm

Clean Nose, Healthy Life®!

ooh, I wish I'd got that one! It sucks the junk out, for all love.

I might send off for it as well.

[Herbert Augustus Chapman]

I just fear that what's actually happening is that he's destroying what's left of his septum.

His septum!! You mean that gossamer thin sheath of decaying flesh that has left him just one snort short of joining the Daniella Westbrook club. Stable doors and horses bolting etc.

[Burney]

ooh, I wish I'd got that one! It sucks the junk out, for all love.

I might send off for it as well.

Must admit, I’m almost convinced after reading that.

Although think how embarrassing it would be if you accidentally drowned yourself.