he's got braces Sir C.
they seem to be marketing him as an animal though
He's got those teeth, hasn't he? You know, the ones that look sort of ceramic, or something. They creep me out, those teeth. I had a good friend with such teeth and I could never look at him when he spoke to me, which made our relationship function quite poorly and led to an inevitable misunderstanding, falling out and physical confrontation.
Beware the weird teeth.
he's got braces Sir C.
they seem to be marketing him as an animal though
He's the nasty South American version of N'Golo Kante. I imagine there will be a few stamping incidents, and perhaps the odd elbow swung. Once that sort of thing gets out of hand, he'll have to be sold to Atletico Madrid. We'll probably get three good years out of him before that though.