great stuff.
Though I hope never to use my 'powers'
My favourite experience of this was when a chap at work collapsed for some reason (still not sure why). We had a first aider and he came equipped with a defibrillator. We were obviously all as keen as mustard that he use this on the collapsed chap - on the grounds that we'd never seen one used before and thought it would be a giggle. Sadly, though, the first aider bottled it - much to everyone's disappointment - and the collapsed chap revived and was carted off in an ambulance.
I thought you were going to say the first aider applied the defib pads to each of the chaps' ears ....and ended up needing to recruit a replacement for the deceased
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Sadly not. We were all egging him on to zap him, but he fannied out completely. I mean yes, that turned out to be the right thing to do in the end as there was nothing wrong with the bloke's heart, but it was still a great disappointment to the rest of us who were eager to see him thrash about like a gaffed eel.