carrot' (also known as 'carrots'). It looked horrific and tasted of absolutely nothing.
Quite why normal people had to have this vegetarian filth foisted on them masquerading as food I've no idea.
Chicken breast with the inevitable, semi-edible fondant potato and equally inevitable brown smear of sauce.
I'm sure someone somewhere must have had a nice fondant potato at some point in history. Otherwise, why would they keep producing them? However, I've never come across one.