Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
described on Twitter as being 'as much use as Anne Frank's drumkit'.

This made me laugh a great deal and I'm pretty sure will prove to be my highlight of the 2018 World Cup.
Is there anything you can't suck the joy out of, Burney? You really are one miserable f*cker.

Despite my non-Englishness I still enjoyed the match and am looking forward to England's next game tremendously. How can one not like all this football?