After spending a week in a German resort on Mallorca (don't ask), I can confirm that

[Monty92]

Everyone thinks they have the ugliest proles at home.

What were you doing in a German resort on Mallorca?

I told you not to ask

My grandfather-in-law (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Howland) used to own a hotel there, so it was a leeeeetle beeet the family reunion.