LOL! Chap at work's underling leaves, so I was talking to him about recruitment and

[Burney]

I wonder if they could do reconstructive surgery to open my nosehole? I'd have to 'fess up though, wouldn't I?

You could just blame an allergy or an intolerance imo.

Or you could lend me do it with a Black And Decker.

[Sir C]

You could just blame an allergy or an intolerance imo.

Or you could lend me do it with a Black And Decker.

If you put a power drill up my nose I will die, you appreciate that, do you?

Is that what you want, b?

[Burney]

If you put a power drill up my nose I will die, you appreciate that, do you?

Is that what you want, b?

Never in life, soul. It would be the simple matter of a few seconds' work to rebore your nostril into functionality.

If you prefer, I could use a hammer and a six-inch nail.