LOL! Chap at work's underling leaves, so I was talking to him about recruitment and

[Burney]

he goes 'Actually, it's a lot easier now he's gone because I don't have to spend time managing him. He didn't really do that much and I can easily take on his work. Maybe we shouldn't bother recruiting?'

'Here it comes', thinks I and - sure enough - 24 hours later he's back telling me he'd need a massive pay rise in order to take on 'all this extra work'. Seems a bit nonplussed when I point out that he's already told me it's easier now this other bloke's gone and that he didn't do much anyway. On the basis of what he's said, I say, there can't be any justification for replacing the underling or for giving him a massive payrise.

Grumpiness ensues.

Silly cvnt.

[Sir C]

he goes 'Actually, it's a lot easier now he's gone because I don't have to spend time managing him. He didn't really do that much and I can easily take on his work. Maybe we shouldn't bother recruiting?'

'Here it comes', thinks I and - sure enough - 24 hours later he's back telling me he'd need a massive pay rise in order to take on 'all this extra work'. Seems a bit nonplussed when I point out that he's already told me it's easier now this other bloke's gone and that he didn't do much anyway. On the basis of what he's said, I say, there can't be any justification for replacing the underling or for giving him a massive payrise.

Grumpiness ensues.

Silly cvnt.

He's played that spectacularly badly. Silly chap.

Give the poor **** a rise, b. It's not your money.

[Burney]

He's played that spectacularly badly. Silly chap.

Give the poor **** a rise, b. It's not your money.

Oh, he'll probably get a bump. Just nothing like the one he's asked for.

[Tony C]

Just pay him mate.

Do you really want to go through another batch of CVs with emotional intelligence and cosplay as strengths.

...

[IUFG]

he goes 'Actually, it's a lot easier now he's gone because I don't have to spend time managing him. He didn't really do that much and I can easily take on his work. Maybe we shouldn't bother recruiting?'

'Here it comes', thinks I and - sure enough - 24 hours later he's back telling me he'd need a massive pay rise in order to take on 'all this extra work'. Seems a bit nonplussed when I point out that he's already told me it's easier now this other bloke's gone and that he didn't do much anyway. On the basis of what he's said, I say, there can't be any justification for replacing the underling or for giving him a massive payrise.

Grumpiness ensues.

Silly cvnt.

Daft ****.

Him, not you.

[Sir C]

Oh, he'll probably get a bump. Just nothing like the one he's asked for.

Good fellow.

Talking of a bump, cor, I could fancy a bump.

https://coub.com/view/z4tpg

[IUFG]

Good fellow.

Talking of a bump, cor, I could fancy a bump.

https://coub.com/view/z4tpg

it'd kill you off, sc

[Burney]

Good fellow.

Talking of a bump, cor, I could fancy a bump.

https://coub.com/view/z4tpg

I didn't think you even felt a pang anymore. I thought you were all about the clean living these days?

[Sir C]

it'd kill you off, sc

"Balls. I'll swallow* it and run a mile."

*hoover

[Burney]

Just pay him mate.

Do you really want to go through another batch of CVs with emotional intelligence and cosplay as strengths.

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Fvck no.