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Thread: LOL! Chap at work's underling leaves, so I was talking to him about recruitment and

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    LOL! Chap at work's underling leaves, so I was talking to him about recruitment and

    he goes 'Actually, it's a lot easier now he's gone because I don't have to spend time managing him. He didn't really do that much and I can easily take on his work. Maybe we shouldn't bother recruiting?'

    'Here it comes', thinks I and - sure enough - 24 hours later he's back telling me he'd need a massive pay rise in order to take on 'all this extra work'. Seems a bit nonplussed when I point out that he's already told me it's easier now this other bloke's gone and that he didn't do much anyway. On the basis of what he's said, I say, there can't be any justification for replacing the underling or for giving him a massive payrise.

    Grumpiness ensues.

    Silly cvnt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    he goes 'Actually, it's a lot easier now he's gone because I don't have to spend time managing him. He didn't really do that much and I can easily take on his work. Maybe we shouldn't bother recruiting?'

    'Here it comes', thinks I and - sure enough - 24 hours later he's back telling me he'd need a massive pay rise in order to take on 'all this extra work'. Seems a bit nonplussed when I point out that he's already told me it's easier now this other bloke's gone and that he didn't do much anyway. On the basis of what he's said, I say, there can't be any justification for replacing the underling or for giving him a massive payrise.

    Grumpiness ensues.

    Silly cvnt.
    He's played that spectacularly badly. Silly chap.

    Give the poor **** a rise, b. It's not your money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    He's played that spectacularly badly. Silly chap.

    Give the poor **** a rise, b. It's not your money.
    Oh, he'll probably get a bump. Just nothing like the one he's asked for.

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    Just pay him mate.

    Do you really want to go through another batch of CVs with emotional intelligence and cosplay as strengths.

    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    he goes 'Actually, it's a lot easier now he's gone because I don't have to spend time managing him. He didn't really do that much and I can easily take on his work. Maybe we shouldn't bother recruiting?'

    'Here it comes', thinks I and - sure enough - 24 hours later he's back telling me he'd need a massive pay rise in order to take on 'all this extra work'. Seems a bit nonplussed when I point out that he's already told me it's easier now this other bloke's gone and that he didn't do much anyway. On the basis of what he's said, I say, there can't be any justification for replacing the underling or for giving him a massive payrise.

    Grumpiness ensues.

    Silly cvnt.
    Daft ****.

    Him, not you.
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burney View Post
    Oh, he'll probably get a bump. Just nothing like the one he's asked for.
    Good fellow.

    Talking of a bump, cor, I could fancy a bump.

    https://coub.com/view/z4tpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Good fellow.

    Talking of a bump, cor, I could fancy a bump.

    https://coub.com/view/z4tpg
    it'd kill you off, sc
    “Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir C View Post
    Good fellow.

    Talking of a bump, cor, I could fancy a bump.

    https://coub.com/view/z4tpg
    I didn't think you even felt a pang anymore. I thought you were all about the clean living these days?

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by IUFG View Post
    it'd kill you off, sc
    "Balls. I'll swallow* it and run a mile."

    *hoover

  10. #10
    Quote Originally Posted by Tony C View Post
    Just pay him mate.

    Do you really want to go through another batch of CVs with emotional intelligence and cosplay as strengths.

    ...
    Fvck no.

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