Any tips?
Originally Posted by Peter Any tips? I'd probably word the advert a bit differently, p. Honesty is good but that may be a bit too far
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda I'd probably word the advert a bit differently, p. Honesty is good but that may be a bit too far I dont want to waste people's time I suppose I could tidy up a bit. THat might help.
Festoon the bathroom with fresh towels Heat up some cinnamon on the stove to give the property a baked bread aroma
10 characters? Pile of cund.
Originally Posted by Luis Anaconda I'd probably word the advert a bit differently, p. Honesty is good but that may be a bit too far How about 'Sh1t house owned by a failed hippy now for sale. The house is almost as sh1t as the price I'm asking for it. What more do you want?'.
Originally Posted by Peter I dont want to waste people's time I suppose I could tidy up a bit. THat might help. ".....with scope for improvement." are the words you want, p. I'll email you my invoice.
“Other clubs never came into my thoughts once I knew Arsenal wanted to sign me.”
Originally Posted by Peter Any tips? Have you tried papering over the cracks? Worked for Arsene for years.
Originally Posted by Ash Have you tried papering over the cracks? Worked for Arsene for years. I did, literally, try that with one of the internal doors. The results were no more impressive than Arsene's Nobody in their right mind is going to buy this ****hole.
Originally Posted by WES How about 'Sh1t house owned by a failed hippy now for sale. The house is almost as sh1t as the price I'm asking for it. What more do you want?'. I am not a failed hippy. Over the years I have proved rather good at being a hippy.
Originally Posted by Peter I am not a failed hippy. Over the years I have proved rather good at being a hippy. I didn't think hippies were supposed to own houses of any sort. Nor a Rover for that matter. The cat is fine, I suppose.
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